Cookies and Milk

"It is done." said a man in the red coat.
The man got up and walked back over to the chimney, turning his back on the presents that lay under the shining tree. A plate of cookies and milk lay besides it, untouched. The man looked back only once to make sure he was done before climbing back up the chimney.

Here are the facts:
1. Santa finished his annual route that night
2. There were presents under the tree
3. Millions of children where confused as they opened their presents from Santa the next morning
4. People flooded the streets and looked at their neighbors trees
5. In every present there was nothing but the pathetic cookies and milk from last year that you thought Santa had eaten long ago