Will Ferrell and the Evil Chickens

In 2031 (which is not to far away) chickens are taking over the world. Somehow they learned to use guns and developed an instinct of killing all the comedians so that the world will go without laughter. All have fallen but one, Will Ferrell.
Will was running through the woods near Turkey (now called Chicken) trying to escape the evil forces of the chickens. All of his comrades had fallen like Ben Stiller had died from a tragic golf club incident and Steve Carrell had died from getting crushed by a really fat chicken lady. Chicken was the capital for the chickens that were taking over the world and Will had to get away. The entire chicken army was searching the globe for him. The thing Will had learned from the chickens is that if you kill one of a high standard then all the chickens in lower ranks will die. Will was targeting the head honcho of the chickens, Darth Clucky who, unlike his army wielded a drumstick sword. There was only one weapon that could destroy him with that weapon, a KFC bucket sword. This sword had won him many battles after getting it from a Wal-Mart in Canada. According to Will it was on sale.
He waited till night had fallen to sneak into the fortress. He got past the guards by baiting them with 50% off coupons for Pick n’ Save. They didn’t know that they were for eggs. Right after he walked in, Darth Clucky came in with the dreaded drumstick sword. “Will I am your father!” he yelled. Will said “Um, no your not” and the battle began! KFC vs. Drumstick took place for about 5 second. Will lost his hand and was screaming and plunged the KFC Bucket sword through his drumstick with his good. He died there and the drumstick sword went into the KFC Bucket sword and they formed the unbeatable weapon: the Combo Meal sword. Over the years the comedy society grew and all of them worshiped one person: Will Ferrell.